Felt hot so I’m making it everyone else’s problem

krghost:

jenovacomplete:

what the actual fuck

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Anonymous asked:

WHAT IF he's a werewolf who either kills you or takes you as a sex slave? Win-win

were--ralph:

i mean im not exactly thrilled by either of those options but it is better than being a wage slave in america

secondlina:

Big AAA

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prguitarman:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

Nirvana

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quendergeer:

thedogopera:

alphabetcompletionist:

randalltier:

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

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26/26

*trap unlocks*

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wilwheaton:

thoughtslostandfound:

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

This should not be controversial.

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kushblazer666:

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grandtheftflora-again:

Something about men drinking coffee in their underwear is so casually erotic

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grandtheftflora-again:

*manifesting dilfs wearing nothing but an open bathrobe*

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heartstoppedsoufflegirl:

This is the funniest thing ever

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overripethighbones:

thedevilsfamiliar:

Vibe with me, it’s a good song

“Of course you’ll have people saying I’m gaybating and queerbating. Growing up in the south, you’re taught how to think a certain way. I reached a point where I started thinking for myself. My music is a big f*** you to my past. No, I haven’t disclosed my sexuality. I could be gay. I could be straight. I could be bi. At the end of the day, I feel like it doesn’t matter. There’s no law that says I can’t write a song about getting my booty cheeks bounced off of.”
-Dixon Dallas

a) the fact that people are calling this “queerbaiting” is a whole other level, b) love this dude, wish him and his booty cheeks all the best in life

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that-house:

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

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cxve-inn:

cxve-inn:

Vicious attack dog

You’ll all be happy to hear I survived 🙏🏻

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Anonymous asked:

Opinions on butt hair?

roundo:

roundo:

this is like asking for my opinion on oxygen…

It allows me to be alive and conscious so I can think about hairy man ass <3

vandetramp asked:

reallyndacarter:

Nice.